On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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