You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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