i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i may or may not be watching the land before time
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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