Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
he fucked my hip out of place.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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