morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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