i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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