I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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