So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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