I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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