You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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