my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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