She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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