It's Friday. Sex?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
