C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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