Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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