mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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