Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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