There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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