that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
We are all done wearing pants today
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