Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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