I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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