Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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