Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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