Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Randomize
