I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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