I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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