it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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