I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
A+ Viking dick
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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