He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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