The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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