How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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