I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
