Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i think i scared a bird with my dick
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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