whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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