how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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