But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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