David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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