We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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