i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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