I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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