don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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