Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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