Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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