My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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