honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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