Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I believe in your delicious
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Randomize
