So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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