I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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