Don't you send me to vm
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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