i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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