I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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