he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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