It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize