Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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